Gotta cash in on this fad.
Controls:
Arrows
Spacebar
Right and left mouse buttons
Pink Dildo Janitor Baby Simulator
Pink Dildo Janitor Baby Simulator
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- D3D11Skunkworks.zip
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Chili
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Great game xD
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Okay I lied. It's actually a test of a rougelike engine I started developing this week. If you only knew how much coding infrastructure lies behind those dildos...
Chili
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can you add right click to remove dildos? 
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No, I think you need to visit the E.R. to get that taken care of.
Chili
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blarg, for the life of me, sure wish i could run it :/
always available, always on, about ~10 years c/c++, java[script], win32/directx api, [x]html/css/php/some asp/sql experience. (all self taught)
Knows English, Spanish and Japanese.
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I'll try and make a build for you tomorrow luis. I think it'll work if I loosen the shader requirements a little.
Chili
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Haha yea luis is definitely missing out on something extremely important here.
Btw, I was wondering why chili keeps using arrow keys instead of WASD for movement, seeing how wasd is much easier to use, but now that I've been using an alternate keyboard layout I can see that using WASD might not be that great after all... ( Of course alt+shift quickly changes the layout )
Made me also wonder how many other planetchili users use alternate layouts. I've tried Dvorak for a week but hated it even more than QWERTY, so now I've been using a modified Colemak layout for a bit over a week and love it. Highly recommend checking out Colemak for anyone who's a bit geeky and spends a lot of time typing.
Here's how crazy my modded version looks like:
I'm not 100% sure if I'm happy with the current symbol layout ( 3rd gen currently ), I constantly keep changing it to my needs, but compared to the traditional Finnish QWERTY placement it's a wast improvement. My hands barely have to move as I type.
Btw, I was wondering why chili keeps using arrow keys instead of WASD for movement, seeing how wasd is much easier to use, but now that I've been using an alternate keyboard layout I can see that using WASD might not be that great after all... ( Of course alt+shift quickly changes the layout )
Made me also wonder how many other planetchili users use alternate layouts. I've tried Dvorak for a week but hated it even more than QWERTY, so now I've been using a modified Colemak layout for a bit over a week and love it. Highly recommend checking out Colemak for anyone who's a bit geeky and spends a lot of time typing.
Here's how crazy my modded version looks like:
- Untitled2.png (31.68 KiB) Viewed 3456 times
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What do you do if your playing a videogame that uses WASD for movement?
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As said, alt+tab changes the layout back to QWERTY, or you can change it manually by clicking the "ENG" on the taskbar. No problem at all really.
For some games with proper settings I take the time to change the keybinds, no problem either. Takes about half a minute.
Here's an interesting comic that got me interested in the first place: http://www.dvzine.org/zine/
As said I didn't like Dvorak's layout, but I liked the story and idea behind it. From what I've heard his research methods "legitness" is questionable, but his intentions were good.
For some games with proper settings I take the time to change the keybinds, no problem either. Takes about half a minute.
Here's an interesting comic that got me interested in the first place: http://www.dvzine.org/zine/
As said I didn't like Dvorak's layout, but I liked the story and idea behind it. From what I've heard his research methods "legitness" is questionable, but his intentions were good.
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